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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Just Forget it!

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good.

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No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.